Posted 3 hours ago

meatbicyclevevo:

thetowndrugdealer:

precumming:

I JUST PUT MY SHIRT ON AND THERE WAS A SPIDER IN IT!!!!!!!!

or did you just put a shirt on that a spider was already wearing?

thats so rude

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Posted 3 hours ago

officialwhitegirls:

fake-ketchup:

Why don’t astronauts just visit the sun at night?

um obviously because it will be too dark to see anything, there’s no point, also because the sun is trying to sleep we wouldn’t want to disturb it

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Posted 3 hours ago
handsomedogs:

This is my 8 month old Morkie puppy, Zane. He may be only 6 pounds and really tiny, but he jumps onto the chairs and tables by himself! He’s seriously crazy.

handsomedogs:

This is my 8 month old Morkie puppy, Zane. He may be only 6 pounds and really tiny, but he jumps onto the chairs and tables by himself! He’s seriously crazy.

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Posted 3 hours ago

mujimakjihan:

if you wanna take the mbti test, i recommend this one bc its worded very simply

also a tip: answer based on what you naturally wanna do or what you naturally prefer, dont answer based on what youre forced to do

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Posted 3 hours ago

shuckl:

nothingman:

Doing The Pledge of Allegiance every school day for 4 or 5 years is one of those things that don’t seem strange when you’re young

But then you get older and you realized “yeah, swearing your allegiance to a flag for about 200+ days out of 365 day year in unity with other small children is without a doubt a creepy as fuck activity”

wait is that actually a thing american schoolchildren do what the fuck

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Posted 3 hours ago

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Posted 3 hours ago

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Posted 3 hours ago
"If I did have brothers, I don’t think I’d be as close to them as I am to these boys."

(Source: arcticsmonkeygifs)

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Posted 3 hours ago
mol-bay:

megamintcat:

ryansealcrest:

does it come with butter pillows

is anyone reading that description 

"so if you wake up and smell burning toast, you are probably just having a stroke"

mol-bay:

megamintcat:

ryansealcrest:

does it come with butter pillows

is anyone reading that description 

"so if you wake up and smell burning toast, you are probably just having a stroke"

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Posted 3 hours ago

toastoat:

i took some pics of my dog with hydrangeas

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Posted 3 hours ago
tenthousand-thoughts:

You came to the right neighbourhood, new best friend!

tenthousand-thoughts:

You came to the right neighbourhood, new best friend!

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Posted 3 hours ago

heyfunniest:

is this even a kid show

(Source: thespoonmissioner)

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Posted 3 hours ago
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Posted 3 hours ago

fitnessfoodfabulous:

astheoddityfallsdown:

veganvibez:

Why is it such a hard concept to grasp that cows milk is for baby cows and not humans

why is it such a hard concept to grasp that soy milk is for baby soybeans and not humans

why is it such a hard concept to grasp that trix are for kids and not rabbits

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